Those Kids Are Free Near You
Those Kids Are Free Near You
Returning from a spell with rugged Riyadh, in Saudi Arabia, a few years ago, a friend noticed teeth stained with blood, which didn’t phase overmuch, as they’d been cleaned by a local dental technician whilst there. More convinced by the caffeine theory, rather than that of the vampire, rising from the coffin scenario, and yet to be appraised of the Covid argument of the sleeping virus of hell, reawakened from the cave, where it had dwelt amongst the ‘sleepers’, as they’re called in sura Al-Kahf, ‘The Cave’ chapter (18) of the Koran (610-30 C.E.) of Islam’s Moslems, by a drink; that is, a victim. Rather than Al-Gol, which is the name of the demon drinker in the Arab world, Listerine antiseptic mouth wash, with the forced removal of even the tiniest amount of alcohol by Arabia’s equivalent of the FDA (Food and Drugs Authority), on the religious grounds that Al-Gol might be sleeping there, still seemed a better buy to a Christian, who’d so far only coffeed.
However, it being suggested that a visit to the local GP wouldn’t be amiss, sitting outside the surgery with the hoi polloi, the waiting area was invaded by bluff Northerners from England, which was rather surprising, as it was Budapest, Hungary, 1039 district, Békásmegyer III, 20 km from my usual abode in Kelenföld, 1115 district, Bp. XII, as my friend dwelt there. As an English language teacher, all things to do with personal oral hygiene are of concern, as damage to the speech centers of the brain, or the physical speaking apparatus itself, for example, tongue, vocal chords, or trachea ‘voice box’, is threatening to livelihood. ELT professionals, unable to speak, aren’t likely to survive.
The advent of Covid 19, emerging as a killer plague from a Wuhan city hospital, Hubei province, China, in December 2019, while the teacher was employed in Saudi Arabia was worrying, as a known symptom of the virus, causing severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS), was brain damage, which might cause a speech impediment, or similar motor neurone dysfunction affecting pronunciation (see fig. 1), and even vocabulary range; if memory became affected. The Northerners, talking volubly about Covid 19, were assured by the Hungarians that they didn’t have it, as it wasn’t wanted by their people, a sentiment with which the teacher agreed, as he hadn’t heard of it either. However, a visit to the doctor seemed more called for than theretofore, and as the appointment time duly arrived, the teacher vaunted the antiseptic greetings and sat awhile to listen to the prognosis on his teeth and gums, stained as they were with what appeared to be blood for reasons unknown, as it wasn’t SARS Cov-2, after Christmas 2019, but Summer 2016, and no one had really paid that much attention to the less virulent strain in the 2002-04 outbreak of SARS Cov-1, like baseball bats, from a cave in Yunnan province, China, battering the crown atop the head, as a coronavirus, giving people brain damage, and clouds of gray matter in the shape of flatulence.
Fig. 1Pronunciation isn't articulation
Subsequent vaccine development meant that SARS was curable, and the German company BioNTech, in collaboration with US’ Pfizer for clinical trials, produced the first acceptable to drug regulators, brand name Comirnaty, in November 2020, so although often proving fatal if contracted, it wasn’t like the human immune deficiency syndrome (HIV), a virus similarly mutated from simians (SIV), rather than bats, resulting in ‘incurable killer disease’, acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), collapse of the organs of the body, and brain damage followed by brain death. However, what was clear was that the human race had a vampire, and that homosexuals’ transmission of HIV, through infected semen, inserted into the anus in sterile mockery of the human act of sexual reproduction, that is, species’ death, fit the description of the suspect. Because of the danger of contracting a disease whilst there, visits to the doctor are always fraught with suspicion. Despite an appeal to the antibiotic erythromycin, familiar since taking it for gangrene when completing a PhD thesis at Hull University, when black from ankle to thigh, Hull Royal Infirmary wanted to amputate the leg, after a minor bruise induced bone rot, that is, osteomyelitis, the advice from the doctor was to have an operation on the uvula, ‘grape’.
Fig. 2The uvula is what makes us humans
Found only in human beings, the uvula is an organ of speech. In the dialect of the county of Northumbria, England, ‘red’ is said with the ‘voiced uvular trill’ (see fig. 2), and in French, German, Hebrew, or Farsi, that is, Persian, which is a pluricentic language, originating in Pars (Persia), southwestern Iran, the uvula is used to form certain sounds. Used in Iran, Afghanistan, Tajekistan, and as Tajik by Uzbeks in Uzbekistan, Farsi’s the only language to rival the monopoly of Arabic in Islam, for example, Omar Khayyám’s (1048-1131) Rubáiyát, while the last Empire before Islam, the Sassanian (224-651 C.E.), also spoke Farsi, which suggests that Farsi is a last bastion for Arabs who resist Islam. The Moslem women of Islam, for example, who incidentally resemble grapes, wearing the one piece black burka to conceal themselves from the eyes of adultery, use the uvula to make a high pitched ululating noise, Zaghrouta (زغروتة), practiced in collective ritual evocation ( https://youtu.be/WfMadRajLPg ), that is, the uvula assists ovulation, and ameliorates the pain of menstruation, as lampooned in the movie, Deep Throat (1972), starring Linda Lovelace, who claimed it was genuine ‘rape pornography’,1 suggesting that there was a much deeper significance to the furore over Salman Rushdie’s book, The Satanic Verses (1988), which are about a group of women worshipers forbidden by Islam, after being mentioned in the Koran, sura An-Najm, ‘The Star’ (53) chapter:
Have you considered al-Lat and al-’Uzzá?
And Manāt, the third one, the other?
Are you to have the males, and He the females?
What a bizarre distribution.’ (53: 19-22)
The passage refers to hermaphroditism, although allat means ‘animal’ in Hungarian, which is referred to as the ‘seed’ of Eve in the Bible (Gen: 3. 5), suppressed by misogyny. Sojourning in the Middle East’s Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Oman; and North Africa’s Libya and Sudan, where the people go to their mosques five times each day, called by the muezzin, to pray, had identified the teacher as a target for ‘ethnic cleansers’, which Christian Serb militia had been in nearby Yugoslav break-away states; Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina, where the capital city, Sarajevo, had been called ‘the Jerusalem of the East’, as it cherished Farsi literature. However, a largely one-sided internecine conflict had gone on there, after the withdrawal in 1991 of communist Russia from territories occupied in Eastern Europe, after the ‘Red Army’ refused to withdraw, subsequent to its capturing Berlin, capital city of Germany, the aggressor, defeated in World War Two (1939-45), while the subsequent break-up of ‘superstate’ Yugoslavia, with the Croatian war (1991-2), and the Bosnian war (1992-5), embarrassed Christianity, with the Serbs setting up ‘rape camps’, for example, for upwards of 70, 000 Moslem women, as an aspect of ‘ethnic cleansing’, as that generation’s parentage would be ‘Christian’, that is, rather than ethnically Farsi centered Moslems, while the mass murder of men and boys was deployed by the Serbs as a simpler method.
With trepidation, the local town of Vác, 35 km north of the city of Budapest, was approached by train from Nyugati pályaudvar (Western railway) station, as the designated locale for the operation. The butchery soon over, after a general anaesthetic rendered the mind unconscious throughout, aftercare was a drink of tea, whereas the operated upon prefers coffee, and shown the door, friendless, as she’d left her victim alone there, returning to Budapest ahead of the fallout, roofless mouthed, the ethnically suspected boarded a train at Vác station (see fig. 3), with a purchased transport ticket for the purpose of returning to Buda, at the side of the river Danube opposite Pest, and Keleti pu. Just what affect the missing uvula, and inability to scream like a woman, would have on teaching English as a foreign language, irrespective of ethnic origin, was yet to be measured, but it was evident that being ethnically clean was a thing of some moment, so far as ethnic Hungarians were concerned, who were Magyar in their own language, magyarul, and lived in Magyorország, where two wrists carried things that won’t be borne, so it was helpful of local ‘businessmen’ to relieve themselves of unwelcome burdens.
Fig. 3 Vác railway station
It wasn’t until December 2019, when in Saudi Arabia, that it was noticeable how clever the ethic cleansers had been in removing what even they admitted was the first line of defence in the immune system to protect the body from collapsing through infection from the SARS virus. Trained in Blackboard platform online course delivery, after it was announced that SARS 2 was an epidemic that would ultimately kill millions throughout the world, the teacher’s efforts were formally curtailed in March 2020, although the British Airways’ passenger jet chartered by the UK government to evacuate citizen workers, trapped in Riyadh, wasn’t scheduled until June. With recourse to local health centers in Shuhada (Martyrs) district, east Riyadh, near the ring road’s huge Hilton Hotel (see fig. 4), and the Paris Gallery jewellery store, at the nearby Granada Mall there, Ash Shuhada street, مثلث الشهداء, Martyrs' Triangle, and the drive-up Crepe burger joint on Abu Jafar Al Mansour street, near the billet at the Adracom, which was obviously a draco motel, the certificate, assuring airport authorities that the passenger seeking egress didn’t have Covid 19, was issued by Dr. Aco.
Fig. 4 Hilton hotel, Shuada, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
On track, duly arriving at London’s Heathrow airport, as a transit passenger, it was only necessary to board the plane to Budapest, and disembark at Liszt Ferenc airport, Ferihegy, before returning to the humble abode to suffer the exigencies of quarantine for two weeks, or similar, then and later, which involved putting a large enough to read from a safe distance, red and black sticker, on the front door to let everyone know that a social pariah lived there, who’d traveled outside the country. It was either that, or incur a 300 US $ fine, which the teacher had to pay within a week of it being noticed that the sign on the door was a grey and white photocopy, affixed there, after a perusal of the directive on the internet, which contained a full color image, a b&w print from the trusty industrial strength Panasonic KX-MB1500 (see fig. 5), as it had to be, when it was largely disabled, after being dropped by baggage handlers at Borg El Arab Airport, Alexandria, Egypt, en route from the Riyadh Mall Gallery, Saudia Arabia, to Buda, wasn’t sufficient. Too late to avert the ‘spy’, it was later discovered that the colored version of the quarantine sticker (see fig. 6), given at the airport on arrival, had slipped under the bed, and out of mind, as the fatigued traveler collapsed unconscious on the day of return.
Fig. 5 KX-MB1500
The adaptive immune system is what jawed vertebrates, including humans, have, which explained why some ethnic cleansers amongst the Magyar hadn’t wanted the teacher to have an uvula as an identifying human appendage. The jaw is important for articulation, which as any well seasoned professional would explain is what English language students lack. Whereas most ‘Speaking’ tests, for example, those given by Cambridge at PET (Preliminary English Test) level, are designed to allow the examinee to demonstrate sufficient competency to company’s in the English native speaking world, so demonstrating the oral skills necessary to live and work, and focusing on pronunciation, that requires the examiner to listen to low, barely audible, speech, as low sound isn’t deemed an impediment to pronouncing correctly. To discern if pronunciation is correct (see fig. 7), what’s actually needed is correct articulation; to modulate correctly the sound being emitted from the voice box, so that the interlocutor can understand the meaning of the utterance, in accordance with the Cambridge descriptors at B1 level, according to the Common European Framework of Reference (CEFR), and corresponding to an Intermediate level of proficiency. As the uvula is particular to humans, it’s removal surgically is an attempt to reduce the speaker to the level of an animal, so making it difficult for English language to be taught, which is the aim of the ethnic cleanser, who doesn’t want anything to adulterate the purity of their ethnic origin.
To what extent the English are responsible for offloading English University graduates into Eastern Europe is largely dependent on the attendant circumstances. Trained to teach English in Kingston-Upon-Hull, East Yorkshire county, by European Training and Communications, ETC, etc., the students were refugees from the break-up of the former Yugoslavia, and graduating with a Trinity College, London, Teaching English to Students of Other Languages (TESOL) Certificate on February 14th, 1995, trainees were encouraged to refrain from mentioning the wars there, for example, the Croatian war (1991-2), and the Bosnian war (1992-5), in which the Croatians helped the Bosnians against the Serbs, to avoid inducing trauma; for example, 70, 000 Moslem women, incarcerated in ‘rape camps’, built for that purpose, were raped by Serb Christian militia, at Vilina Vlas, 4 km north-east of the town and municipality of Viŝegrad, resting at the confluence of the Drina and Rzav rivers, in the village of Viŝegradska Banja, before the Republika Sprska, the region where Vilina Vlas was, became an entity of an independent Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Fig. 6 Quarantine sticker
The soon-to-be teacher, understanding that rape was how East European Christians ensured their ethnic ascent, was also expected to uncritically receive the false impression of Croats and Bosnians as sensitive souls, whereas the facts reveal a rather more universally brutish nature, for example, the Sijekovac massacre of Serb civilians, near Bosanski Brod, Bosnia and Herzegovina on 26th March, 1992, by Croat and Bosniak forces, didn’t rule out collusion between the English pogromers of their intelligentsia, whose skills and abilities threatened the status quo, and East European communists, whose anti-intellectualism was responsible for what Russian novelist, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, documented thoroughly in The Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956, An Experiment in Literary Investigation (1973), as slave labor camps. Established by Russia, after the October 1917 communist Revolution, led by Vladimir Ilyich ‘Lenin’ to depose Tsar Nicholas II’s oligarchy, and replace it with a factory system of control by workers, intellectuals were worked to death in the Soviet Eurasian gulag network, on the understanding that the human mind was thenceforth redundant.
Apart from being told that there’d be some ‘white stuff’, aftercare was over. As East Europeans generally have problems with articulation, best guess was a reference to US’ novelist Tom Wolfe’s The Right Stuff (1979), a semi-fictional account of astronaut training at the North American Space Administration (NASA), where those who passed the rigorous testing prove they have the ‘right stuff’, while the teacher didn’t pass muster with the ethnic cleanser, who was evidently white, rather than Moslem. Naturally, the ethnicity of the reprobate wasn’t ever an ascertainable subject for accurate assessment, as those obsessed with other’s cleanliness simply want to be assured that they’re clean, which means the ovens of Belsen, or something similar, from the perspective of those who aren’t quite sure that their neighbors are clean or not. Bergen-Belsen was a town in Germany, during World War II (1939-45), where people of doubtful cleanliness, that is, ethnicity, were killed and burned in ovens to make soap out of their bones, so that the Germans could be sure that they were clean. It was the ‘concentration camp’ system of the National Socialist (Nazi) Party, elected in 1933, and led by Adolf Hitler, a Christian.
In the Middle East, Islamic extremist ‘spies’ report on hand-washing. Those who fail to satisfy the spies that their hands were cleaned, after using the toilet facilities, are likely to be identified to ethnic cleansers, whose self-appointed role it is to make soap more freely available than theretofore. When the Arabs want to use the bathroom, and they appear to be politely seeking permission from the teacher, the disgruntled psychopaths, annoyed at having to be taught English, and being richer, perhaps a prince, or merely an oil sheikh, want the path to where the ‘soap’ is freely available for manufacture, that is, ‘Where do you live?’ For Arabs, English language teachers are Jesus figures, that is, soap in a better future, for example, the ethnic cleansing that took place in Darfur, Sudan, was engineered by government Arabs, who directed Janjaweed militia to pogrom black North African Moslems, whose blackness made it difficult to see if they’d soap, as the Arab Moslems soaped, which from the point of view of the teacher meant that Jesus’ color was largely irrelevant, if the spies near the soap dish in the sink by the pissoire thought hands weren’t being properly ablouted, as Jesus’ teaching was just soap to Arabs, as it’d been to Hitler and Stalin too.
Fig. 7 Cambridge PET ‘Speaking’ assessment criteria
As just one of the many ablouted peoples finding it difficult to live under soapism, the teacher’s hope was in Jesus, ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Meeting a man on the road to Gadarene, Jesus was told, ‘I am Legion.’ (Mk: 5. 9) Casting the demons out, they entered a herd of swine, which promptly ran off a cliff and drowned. Schizophrenia is the equivalent of not being sure, that is, concern over the cleanliness of an other’s hands results in ethnic cleansing, as doubt over cleanliness imputes uncleanness. The cleansers are demons, and the demon-possessed are obsessed with cleaning, as the English dramatist, William Shakespeare, observed in his play, MacBeth (c. 1606), when the protagonist, to remove a murder from their conscience, washes their hands repeatedly, saying ‘Out damnéd spot.’2 From the perspective of the ethnic cleanser, they can never be clean, as they’re murderers, while murder is how they attempt to clean, as the absence of an accuser psychologically removes the stain for the accused.
That Covid 19 was a ‘biological weapon’ to promote a schizophrenic obsession with others’ cleanliness, and so encourage ethnic cleansing, is likely. Although the conversation with the bluff Northerners, about the spreading of the virus, in the waiting area outside the doctor’s surgery, might have seemed innocuous, the appearance of a ‘traditionalist’ inside the room, while the patient is receiving advice as to what to do about their condition, who begins to explain about his ‘tradition’, and what it has to do with the patient, wasn’t. Moslems prepare meat as halal, that is, bloodless. For the simple minded, that’s traditional, whereas it’s culturally ethnic, while it’s customary to take off shoes before walking on carpets. It’s a rule that the doctor’s room is for private consultations, whereas it isn’t a rule that hands have to be washed: it’s customary. Obsession with the washing of hands is a death sentence, on the part of the obsessive, towards the subject of their obsessiveness, which is what English language teachers face, as the victims of ethnic cleansers. Jesus was believed to be a better sacrifice than an animal, because more efficacious, as Dror Ben Ami wrote, in a 2015 issue of The Jerusalem Post, ‘… the blood sacrifice of Jesus was a more effective way to remove sins …’3 The perspective of the ethnic cleanser is religious. If there are no enemies to accuse them of their sin of murder, there’s no sin, which is proven if the English language teacher has his uvula removed, as then it’s clear to everybody that it’s an animal being sacrificed. Moreover, as Jesus was a more efficacious human sacrifice, according to the Jew, Ami, it isn’t of any relevance whether the sacrifice is human or animal. Only the efficaciousness of slaying his victims is useful for he who wants to wash his hands of a few. They don’t even have to be enemies, or teachers; just die.
1 Bronstein, Carolyn ‘Why the New Movie About Deep Throat Could Be Important’, The Atlantic, January 7th, 2019, https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/01/why-the-new-movie-about-deep-throat-could-be-important/266850/ .
2 Shakespeare, William MacBeth, 1606, V, i.
3 Ami, Dror Ben ‘Metaphors in the Torah: The Roles of Blood and the Liver in Removing Sin’, The Jerusalem Post, February 10th, 2015, 18:57 pm, https://www.jpost.com/Blogs/Torah-Commentaries/Metaphors-in-the-Torah-The-Role-of-the-Blood-and-the-Liver-in-Removing-Sin-390469 .