The Idiots and the Teacher
An ice cream is given to three idiots; the first one makes a grab for it and misses; the second one lunges with both hands outstretched and also fails to make contact; and the third one with exaggerated care takes the ice cream and sticks it in one ear, saying: `Delicious.`
`That`s a terrible slur on handicapped people,` chorused Politically Correct and Politically Sound.
`You don`t understand,` said the teacher. `They`re not disabled, they`re idiots. They did the same thing with the testicles. Missed their noses completely.